Blog of Barbie

They say women who cook...

2010-05-05T14:36:00.000-07:00

...consume about 400 fewer calories in a day than women who don't. This must be referring to the women who cook healthy things like leek soup and gazpacho. I suspect this because today, I made about four-hundred crepes, and I must certainyl did not consume 400 fewer calories than the days I don't cook.

144 lbs. Still. 140 by Saturday if I stop eating entirely? Maybe.

Approaching prepregnancy weight...

2010-05-04T12:51:00.000-07:00

And also my time limit! According to the 'nine months on, nine months off' rule, I should weigh 135 lbs by June 4. I currently weigh 143. But I think at least a pound of that is water weight, because I weighed 140 even yesterday. So, 7 lbs in one month? Can I do it?

YES. Probably.

In other news, my new line of thinking is WWAPSD. I think it's helping me remember to apply cocoa butter more often to those pesky stretch marks, drop a couple pounds, and hopefully help me not only to return to my sexy prepregnancy body, but be more Barbie!

In other other news, I'm saving up for some Mama Mio products. They're expensive, but seem to be the undisputed champion of returned stretched-out skin to its former glory. Which is really what my post-baby body needs right now! It's about $30 for a thingy of Boob Tube, which promises to eliminate crepe, fine lines, and sagging. So my plan is to spend my Adsense earnings on this little wonder. That way, it doesn't come out of my real salary and therefor won't be a pitfall to my budget. =)

Wish me luck, all things considered!

I am ready to change.

2009-10-12T09:53:00.001-07:00

I have a 5-week old daughter. (Translation: no free time.) I have all my pregnancy weight still on my hips. I had lost some weight and was down to 155 lbs, but now I have gained and am back to 158 lbs! Grrr...

My goal is to be my pre-pregnancy 140 lbs by January, and I hope to continue losing until I am 135 lbs. I also need to do something with my bleached, washed-put, grown-out, greasy-rooted, dry, split-ended hair! I'm thinking some lowlights and a trim, a professional picture with my baby, and then-- chop! A cropped mommy-do. Any suggestions?

Oh, and I have some serious stretch marks to get rid of...

I want to improve myself.

2009-07-02T14:55:00.000-07:00

If you're looking for the iconic fashion blog, it has moved to LiveIconic.blogspot.com. Even if you're not looking for it, check it out; it's pretty cool.

The title of this blog is 'Blog of Barbie' because I want to become like Barbie. Plastic. I want to mold myself into something better. Not necessarily six-foot-four, 110 lbs, and with a chest size of 32DD. I don't want to be Barbie in her material aspects: I want to be Barbie in her ability to be anything by changing her outfit. I want to change myself like that, hopefully to be a better, more social, and happier person.

I'm not going to pretend I'm not superficial. I'd like to be pretty too, of course. ;)

Who I am right now: 18 years old, community college student, 7 months pregnant, 162 lbs, grown-out faded hair that was once blond and black, lots of split ends, almost no social life. I will be giving up my baby girl for adoption, so as of about September first, I have my whole life to devote to becoming the person I want to be. I wish I could do so much more right now, but it is extremely difficult for me to exercise in my present state. I also have been practically bedridden with chronic fatigue and pain, which my doctor recently attributed partly to depression, and I was put on Zoloft about a week ago, so hopefully things will continue to get better. =) I also recently found out I'm anemic, which has been contributing to my inability to even do simple house-cleaning tasks, but hopefully an iron supplement will remedy that soon.

Anyway, I hope you find my journey interesting or even inspiring, and feel free to comment or follow! I appreciate any support I get. =)

This blog is moving!

2009-06-30T12:41:00.001-07:00

If you are interested in timeless and classic fashion, you will be interested to know that this blog is moving to Live Iconic. Check it out; I'm sure you'll love it.

This blog will become my personal fashion blog, rather than an informational fashion blog. If you're interested in fashion and don't mind reading about how it pertains to me, as well as my personal fashion endeavors, keep following this blog! But if you're interested in learning how to make yourself iconically fashionable, check out the new blog.

Thanks for reading, and I hope the change makes the specific fashion information you want more conveniently accessible to you!

The Things You Should Always Have In Your Purse

2009-06-15T10:22:00.001-07:00

We've all had some sort of emergency, usually before an important meeting or during a big date. You don't need your whole makeup bag to fix them, but usually, something is needed. So how do you decide what to stuff into your purse? Here's the top ten:

1- Mirror. A lot of disasters can be avoided simply by knowing that something is wrong. Make a habit of taking a quick glance whenever you move from one place to another, get in or out of your car, visit the restroom, are waiting for somebody, etc. People have gone into meetings with a pinto bean stuck to their forehead simply because they didn't know it was there. As you do when you're driving, utilise the mirror often.

2- Blotting paper. If you have an oily face, trying to fix it with powder before an important event will only cause the makeup to slide of your face, accentuate pores and wrinkles, and turn into a glossy shine before the event is over. Find a quality blotting paper (some made of rice paper are excellent; you can buy an affordable version at Bath&Body for about $5), and when you see shine, eliminate it. If you have especially oily skin, step into the loo every few hours and you'll keep up your matte appearance throughout the night.

3- Chapstick. Way more important than lipstick or lipgloss. Even if your color is fading, chapstick will smooth it out and add shine. Chapstick can also be used to cure flyaways- just rub your forefingers over the chapstick, and run the TINY amount over your hair. In a crunch, chapstick can also be used as emergency moisturizer if you have excessively dry skin.

4- Gum. Nothing ruins a first impression like bad breath or lettuce between your teeth. Make it a habit to chew it between every meal. Get a whitening version, and you'll double the benefits. Also, you'll be less likely to snack throughout the day if you're occupied with chewing gum.

5- Nail clippers. In addition to curing hangnails, nail clippers can be used as scissors to remove stray strings on your clothing, without unravelling or running the material.

6- Clear nail polish. Fix broken nails, make chipped nail polish less obvious, and rescue detaching fake nails. Also run clear nail polish over a small hole in run in hose or tights to prevent them from spreading, or use after the nail clippers to prevent the newly-trimmed loose string from unravelling.

7-Tampons. This should be a no-brainer. You never know when you'll have a sudden early start, and the last thing you want is to walk around in a stained skirt. Almost nothing could be worse.

8- Ibuprofen. Once again, you never know when your little gift will decide to strike, turning you from presentation-ready and confident into a cramped, crumpled mess on the office table. You never want a headache to ruin a good date or your sore feet to stop you in your tracks. If you're also prone to other troubles, consider Tums, allergy medication, etc.

9- Purse-size Kleenex. You never want to need one and not have one, and you never know when it is you'll need one. Or when you'll forget to make sure there's toilet paper before sitting down.

10- A pen. How many times have you thought 'I wish I had a pen right now?' Exactly. Go put one in your purse before you forget.

It's swimsuit season!

2009-06-11T11:28:00.000-07:00

For many, this is a wonderful time of the year-- Warm sun, cool water, all around comfort. For others, this is an uncomfortable decision-making, swimsuit-sampling, and sit-up-cramming time. Everyone wants the swimsuit that makes them look the best-- In most cases, skinnier. In some cases, to enhance curves. Hopefully these tips will help you find the swimsuit that's perfect for you.

First, you want to find a swimsuit that contrasts your skin tone. If you are very very pale, you want a swimsuit in black or a dark brown. If you extraordinarily tan, white will look good on you. If you have yellow skin tones, look for purple and green jewel tones. This will not only make you appear slimmer, but in most cuts, will emphasize the parts covered by the swimsuit and draw away from any flab that lies between the top and bottom.

If you carry weight on your stomach, it is your middle you want to cover- but don't drown it in fabric. Look for a side cut-out, sometimes called a monokini, or a diagonal cut and pattern. Avoid horizontal patterns, or cutouts where fat will bulge through.To support a larger bust, look for halter tops. To emphasize curve in a small or flat but, look for a bottom with a little bit of ruffle. If you are pear-shaped, don't try to cover up your thighs with boardshorts-- this will make your legs appear shorter, and the horizontal line across the thigh will draw attention to its width. Instead, look for a diagonal cut in a dark color, and try to emphasize your smaller top.

If you're still worried about how you look on the beach, remember- curl yourself into a ball, and your skin will fold and the result won't be flattering. When out of the water, lie stretched out with your legs extended in front of you and your feet pointed. This can seem daunting if it is your legs that you wish to cover up, but be aware that this is the slimmest way they will look.

Finally, good luck on finding the perfect swimsuit.

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Audrey Hepburn: Icon of Timelessness

2009-05-26T18:31:00.000-07:00

The little black dress. Red lipstick. Pearls and pencil skirts.

We know that these things always have been in style, are in style now, and always will be in style. There's a reason they're called classics.

If one icon in fashion history best represents timelessness, it is undoubtably Audrey Hepburn. Her beauty is not trendy, but classic; Her look can be imitated and duplicated in any time or place and will always look fashionable.

We know her little black dress as the little black dress. The iconic piece, designed by Givenchy, has three copies: One in the Givenchy archives, one on display at the Museum of Costume in Madrid, and one which auctioned off for $920,000 in 2006. The dress has impacted the fashion world, and not just for those who can afford a Givenchy dress: Every girl knows that a little black dress is key to success. Few know that Audrey Hepburn was the original owner of that dress.

In addition to the little black dress, Audrey Hepburn has introduced many other classics to the fashion world. The skinny pant, for example, is an iconic factor from Funny Face. In fact, even if you haven't seen the film, you've probably seen the clips The Gap used in their 2006 commercial (set to AC/DC's "Back in Black"), used to advertise the skinny black pant as part of the 'Keep It Simple' campaign. While the skinny black pant is currently regaining popularity as a trendy item in conjunction with other trendy articles, many from the 1980's, it has never lost popularity as an everyday, simple item. A simple pair of black stovepipe pants will never go out of style. The trend of wearing it with today's colorful accessories may soon fade, but an investment in a pair of skinny black pants that lengthen and slenderize the leg can be worn with the many changing fashions.

Of course, that is how Audrey Hepburn wore the skinny pants: With a boatneck knit longsleeved T-shirt and ballet flats (two more items that can safely be worn at any time in any year without fear of looking dated).
Audrey Hepburn also contributed to the creation of timeless classics with her hairstyles. From her short-banged pixie cut, to the longer hair constantly in an updo or ponytail, the 'Audrey Hepburn' look is a constant request at hair salons.

The final reason that Audrey Hepburn's look will always be beautiful is because she naturally had classic beauty. There is no such thing as eyes too big, or a neck or legs too long. The prominent facial features on such a dainty face, and the long, slim limbs will always be considered beautiful.